My friend gave me this today, I thought it was really cute!I WANNA BE A BEAR!!
If you're a bear, you get to hibernate.
You do nothing but sleep for six months.
I COULD DEAL WITH THAT!
Before you hibernate,
you are supposed to eat yourself silly
I COULD DEAL WITH THAT TOO!
If you're a bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts)while you are sleeping and wake up to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs.
I COULD DEAL WITH THAT!
If you're a mama bear everyone knows you mean business.
You swat anyone who bothers your cubs.
If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.
I COULD DEAL WITH THAT!
If you're a bear, Your mate expects you to wake up growling
He expects you to have hairy legs and excess body fat.
YUP! I WANNA BE A BEAR!!
